I'm watching some cooking show on PBS, it's not very good, but what captured my attention is that the chef helping the host looks disturbingly like Richard Belzer. It's like I'm watching John Munch, dressed in cooking whites and an apron, cook eggplant parmesan. I don't understand why he's not breaking out into conspiracy theory about how eggplants are the tools of the man.

Tags: silliness
maybe he's caught in the mood: amused
he just sings whatever he's seen: Middle Distance Runner - Brother John

I love face_of_joe. unamaga and crysothemis are having a facial hair war, starring the ever lovely Mr. Flanigan. This is why I love SGA fandom. ::squishes fandom::

Tags: joe flanigan, silliness
maybe he's caught in the mood: happy
he just sings whatever he's seen: Massive Attack - Group Four

No one wants to go and see Cannibal Holocaust with me at the Grindhouse Film Festival. I just don't understand why not. o.O

Tags: silliness
maybe he's caught in the mood: crazy
he just sings whatever he's seen: Kate Bush - There Goes A Tenner

I walk past this Graybar building on the way to and from work everyday, and the other day some thoughtful individual decided to help with my longtime goal of altering their logo to say "Gaybar". Now my dreams have come true, thanks to that rogue "r" thief.

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You, I wanna take you to a gaybar, gaybar, gaybar, aoooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Tags: silliness
maybe he's caught in the mood: silly
he just sings whatever he's seen: BT - Love on Haight Street

Checking out the Flan's IMDb page reveals that his first "acting" job was in a Sega CD video game called Surgical Strike.

I went to the trouble of finding the game so that I could see how awful it was, and let me tell you that it's incomprehensible, hard to play and utterly wretched. Fortunately for the rest of the world, someone has saved us the trouble of playing the game by putting the cut scenes (minus one in-game scene of the Flan cursing because his hovercraft is malfunctioning) on YouTube.

You need to watch these, really. They are awesome, to the highest power of awesomeness.

Clip 1
Clip 2
Losing Cut Scenes

See also: wraithfodder's post from a month ago with these links and more Flanigan YouTube goodness.

Tags: joe flanigan, silliness, video games
where he ought to be: here, there, everywhere
maybe he's caught in the mood: crazy
he just sings whatever he's seen: Elbow - Great Expectations

For this lengthy poll, which might just take you all day to complete. It's terribly complex and intricate.

Poll #813982 Your number is up.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 13

Please pick a number between one and five.

Were you emotionally traumatized by being asked to choose a number without knowing the reason?

Edited to say: You all make me giggle, seriously. I love that tzi picked all the answers to the second question, proving that where there is a ticky box, her mouse never rests. You are all made of aweseome.

Tags: poll, randomness, silliness
maybe he's caught in the mood: satisfied
he just sings whatever he's seen: Ani DiFranco - Wish I May

I rewrote my userinfo, mostly to make it say things like:

I know CSI has issues. Many and varied are its issues, and I'm probably aware of most, if not all, of them - and yet I still enjoy watching it. So let no person put asunder my love for CSI. As for SGA, there's far less to find fault with because, y'know, it's about outer space and aliens'n'stuff. So let no person, place, thing, pet or small household appliance put asunder my undying love for Rodney Ingram McKay.

and

I totally blame tzi for dragging me, kicking and screaming, into the SGA fandom, but I also humbly thank her. For without the venerable tzi, I would not have discovered the great and glorious David Hewlett.

Tags: rambling, silliness
maybe he's caught in the mood: sleepy
he just sings whatever he's seen: Ani DiFranco - Out of Range

I can traumatize someone I know because he has exactly the same name as one of the characters, and I like to say things like, "Oh, did you know that you and Rodney McKay did the horizontal mambo in outer space? You don't believe me? Look at this story, it totally says you did. It's in writing, must be true."

Tags: porn, rambling, silliness
maybe he's caught in the mood: silly
he just sings whatever he's seen: Glen Phillips - Let it Fall

I would like to do the world a favor.

This is my plan:

1. Wrestle Nicky down to the ground (have Warrick do it if I'm not strong enough).
2. Rip off all of his clothes.
3. Take some nude pictures and frolic a bit.
4. Abscond with that stupid blue jacket and burn it.
5. Profit!

Technically, my only goal is to get rid of the blue jacket, but if I'm divesting Nick of one article of clothing, I might as well remove the rest, too. And who wouldn't given the chance?

( Pictures added for reference. )

Tags: csi, nick stokes, silliness
maybe he's caught in the mood: awake
he just sings whatever he's seen: Scissor Sisters - Filthy/Georgeous

Something I've always known (stolen from helena_eternal):

You Are 66% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

How Evil Are You?

Tags: meme, rambling, silliness
maybe he's caught in the mood: apathetic
he just sings whatever he's seen: Siouxsie & The Banshees - Peek-A-Boo